10."Nuts...my shaft is bent."

9. "After 18 holes I can barely walk."

8. "You really whacked the hell out of
that sucker."

7. "Look at the size of his putter."

6. "Keep your head down and spread
your legs a bit more."

5. "Mind if I join in for a threesome?"

4. "Stand with your back turned and drop it."

3. "My hands are so sweaty I can't get
a good grip."

2. "Nice stroke, but your follow through
leaves little to be desired."

1. "Hold on...I need to wash my balls first."